From The Mouths of Babes

• "You're the best mom. Mary's mom yells all the time. You only yell when we deserve it. And you yell louder."

• "Mom, how do you tell who wins the war? ... Then what's the point?"

• "Populars run the school. Geeks run the world."

• "You and dad laughed too loud last night and kept me awake. Next time, could you please rent a drama?"

• "Why am I so smart?"

• Boy 1: "Good music, Mrs. C." Boy 2 (brother of 1) to my son: "Yeah, well he thinks Elvis is good too."

• "My mom actually had Pong."

• Me: "Can I see your homework?" He: "It's math. Shouldn't I just wait for dad?"

• "Your house always smells good.... like brownies."

• "Why are we not home schooled? Do you think you're not smart enough?"

• "I love you the best in the world."